Shipping & Returns
For orders outside of USA go to www.dontbitemepatch.co.uk
Domestic Shipping (includes United States and the U.S. Territories)
USPS First Class Service $5.95 Flat Rate 3-5 business days (depending on distance from NY)
USPS Priority Service $11.95 Flat Rate 2-3 business days (depending on distance from NY)
Orders placed Monday through Friday will typically ship the next business day.
Orders placed on weekends or holidays will typically ship the next business day.
We want you to be happy - even when things (occasionally) go wrong.
If there is an issue with an order please contact us here.
Our 30 day return policy:
100% refund will be issued on your unopened item(s) returned within 30 days.
Unopened items must be returned to us in new condition, otherwise a re-stocking fee of 20% will apply.
Please keep in mind we do not give refunds after 30 days of purchase.